"As The Siren Turns" is a web site devoted to a possibly nutty idea... an Emergency! story that never ends, a la your favorite daytime soap. Like most soaps, this tale can range in tone from deadly serious, to outrageously romantic, to (most of the time) high camp. This is all strictly for fun, and as long as we stick to reasonable standards of grammar, decency and reality (and as on most soaps, "reality" is a pretty flexible term!), most anything goes.
We're not very legalistic, there's only a few rules, based on our decidedly subjective desires. Please, no slash, and let's keep the "heat" down to what's allowable on a daytime, free-cast soap. (Plenty hot enough! LOL) Same for language.
Of course, this site is by adults, for adults. This site is strictly for entertainment, no profit of any kind is being made, and no copyright violation is intended. We just love Emergency! and enjoy playing "let's pretend" in that universe.
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Now, on to the story!
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Another commercial break, especially for all the dog owners out there... or perhaps it could be called a public service announcement. Yeah, uh huh! That's what it is! Here's the still version, in case you have slide show problems.